Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Well, well, well of Lost Plots



Yes, I know I've already gushed about how much I love Jasper Fforde's Thursday Next series but I've just finished book 3 and... well, I'm even more in love with the series now. In the book Thursday, the heroine, is forced to seek refuge in a place called The Well Of Lost Plots, where books exist in their constituent parts. I can't explain it easily but it works so very well. Especially as the humour is just fantastic. Nowhere else can you get a hi-brow literary illusion to the fantasy genre followed in the next sentence with a killer joke about Orc sh*t. I almost died laughing.
Oh and it also contains the most wonderful invention ever. A thing called a vyrus which changes the world inside the Well Of Lost Plots by changing the spellings of adjectives. It's not only funny but also complete genius!
Anyway I'm already 50 pages into book 4 and I'm finding that just to be as interesting and inventive.
Thanks to Jasper for brightening my day.


Ian xxx

Friday, 19 August 2011

Art Attack


I don't know if you've seen the wonderful Lord of the Rings illustrations, or the cover for Terry Pratchett's Maurice and his Amazing Educated Rodents, but if you have you'll know the artwork of David Wyatt. You can browse his stunning works on his website.

http://www.david.wyatt.btinternet.co.uk/pages/web.html

Ian xxx

Monday, 8 August 2011

Country Feedback

So as usual I ran up to the local reservoir this morning. I suppose I'm very, very lucky. I've always lived here, a short distance from the Pennines and a ten minute walk from Dovestones reservoir. It also takes me ten minutes to have left my house and be out on the fells. I'm also lucky that Saddleworth has good transport links and I can be in Manchester town centre via train in half an hour. It's a wonderful place, and it's also expensive. Hence why rent a room off my Mother. No chance in the world of me ever being able to afford a house here. Anyway, I'm drifting from the point. The point is that not everyone is as lucky as me. They might have to get in the car to travel to Dovestones. They might travel hour upon hour just to get a glimpse of the countryside. Now what I can't understand is why people go to a place like Dovestones and leave so much litter. True, someone has taken away ALL the litter bins but even so surely it isn't a problem to take bottles of pop, chip wrappers and plastic bags back to the car? It takes me half an hour to run right the way around. Is half an hour too long to carry an empty bottle? May I point out that this morning I completed an hour and a half run over the fells, around the reservoir home carrying a plastic bag which I filled with other people's litter? Basicially this is just a ran because I'm angry. I'm angry that people throw their litter and expect other people to clean it up. Me. And, after spoiling my run by carrying other people's bottles I then arrived at a small woodland path. There I found someone had been camping illegally over night. I have never, never seen so much litter from one tent. Not even at Leeds festival. I'm disgusted, angry and can't believe that people think this is how to behave. What really annoys me is that they think someone else will clean it up!! Who? No one gets paid to do so, so it comes down to people who care. If those litterers don't care, then they shouldn't be allowed to visit. There I've said it, rant over. And yes, before you say anything I'll still be taking my plastic bag to pick up bottles to recycle, but that's just me.
Ian xxx